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And remember when he got speared in the head against Washington and they ended up penalizing HIM on the playThat was fun. As a matter of fact, the 2. Panthers are probably our greatest historic case study for football not existing at all. Sports News without Access, Favor, or Discretion. What This Coming Winter Has in Store for the United States. Look at Luke Kuechly, crying and disoriented after sustaining a potentially lethal concussion What do you even say, man Dour prickface Jerry Richardson is raking in paper sending these poor guys out there to get killed. I am not exactly thrilled to watch it happen all over again. On the lighter side of failure, I dont have the exact numbers on me but Im quite sure this is the only team that Roberto Aguayo made a field goal against. They also cut Bene Benwikere after Julio Jones racked up 3. Good job letting Josh Norman walk. You fucking morons. Breitbart TV is the home of the hottest video on politics, world events, culture, and media. 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How else to explain leaving him in the game after shots like this, and with a shoulder that would later need offseason surgery Or paying Matt KalilMATT FUCKING KALIL2. Do you know how insane that signing is Im not just saying that because Im a bitter Vikings fan and watched Kalil play toll booth attendant to every defensive end in the league for the past four seasons. No no, the rest of league was also well aware of Kalils physical and mental fragility, and the Panthers still opened the vault for him anyway. Cam should retire and spend the rest of his days wearing paisley romp hims at Coachella. Watch High Fidelity Full Movie. M/MV5BMTUxNTE5MTQ4OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTMwNTYzMzE@._V1_.jpg' alt='Watch Goal! III Streaming' title='Watch Goal! III Streaming' />By the way, Cam still has no idea how to hold a press conference without looking like someone stole his lunch out of the office fridge. And Id still like an explanation for this shit Why cant he use normal lettersWhat poor assistant does he force to pound out Instagram captions in fucking wingdings Only Prince was allowed to do this kind of shit. That 1. 5 1 season That was Cams one shot. Hes 8 8 from here on out. Whats new that sucks Everything new about this team is old. They brought back Julius Peppers for a farewell tour and, in a completely bonkers move, decided to replace Gettleman with former GM Marty Hurney. The whole reason they hired Gettleman was to get them out of the cap hell that Hurney put them in to begin with What in the teal fuck is going on here Hurneys re emergence coincides nicely with the Panthers resurrected belief that they can protect Cam and win more games simply by employing 7,0. They drafted Christian Mc. Caffrey andwell now, this will STUN YOUbut his jersey is already listed at the top of the Top Sellers category on the teams NFL Shop page. WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED These fucking fans. By Week 1. 0, theyll want him starting at quarterback. As someone who bore witness to Toby Gerharts pro career, youll excuse me if Im not a big believer in white running backs from Stanford who get a token invite to the Heisman ceremony. Theres also something hilarious about this team drafting a multipurpose back and then entrusting him to Mike Shula. Thats like handing a Porsche to a dog. The next time a Panthers wideout or back goes in motion will the first time. Poor Lil Caff is gonna get sent out into the flat 4. Really gives the safety a nice target to launch at, you knowKony Ealy is a Patriot. Kelvin Benjamin is fat now. What has always sucked Theres a certain cruelty in the fact that Charlotte is both North Carolinas largest city and also, by far, the boringest town in that state. Asheville is Austin with a more reasonable climate. Wilmington is gorgeous. The Research Triangle is a fucking blast. Charlotte is a bank branch someone made into a whole city, presided over by Richardson and his anodyne football team. As long as Newton remains the centerpiece of the Panthers, he will be emblematic of the culture war raging inside this state. He is a cool and wondrous player who is, virtually every waking moment, subjected to beatings both physical and verbal, from opponents and from the deranged yokel factions of this fanbase that demand Cam Newton be anyone other than Cam Newton. It will always be this way. Always. Every goddamn year, Im gonna have to hear about how Cam has to change his style of play, or why Cam cant take winning in stride, or why Cam shouldnt have worn those seersucker shorts to the podium. There will always be a section of this fanbase that roots for Cam reluctantly, like theyre biting their tongues at the Thanksgiving dinner table. And all that all subdued hostility stems directly from Richardson, a sullen pig who made his money fattening up Americans and strong arming anyone who asked him to pay them fairly. Ill never get over this old story he told, with gushing pride, to Charlie Rose Richardson, who said that Newton was dressed perfectly for their meeting, was blunt. I said, Do you have any tattoos Richardson told Rose. He said, No, sir. I dont have any. I said, Do you have any piercings He said, No, sir. I dont have any. I said, We want to keep it that way. We want to keep no tattoos, no piercings, and I think youve got a very nice haircut. Interjected the host You sound like a Lombardi. Said Richardson, No, I just sound reasonable to me. Get fucked, old man. Featured Videos CBS News. October 2. 2, 2. 01. PMGold Star father Khizr Khan, who delivered an impassioned speech at the 2. Democratic National Convention, reacts to this weeks controversy involving presidents and fallen service members.